Cornelius Fletcher

Wee Small Cabin Boy
The swabbiest of them all.

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List of Charges

-Inaccurate use of the poop deck and inciting a riot
-Wearing hot-pink pantaloons on a Sunday after midday
-Posing as the voice of God and telling inappropriate knock-knock jokes
-Piracy

Wee small cabin boy Cornelius Fletcher is a mystery to the crew. His alternative use of certain areas of the ship lead the crew to assume animals raised the lad, or else he was just raised in a barn. Previously the ship's mast, no one can seem to decide if his new position as cabin boy is a step up or down. Metaphorically. We all know it was a literal step down.​

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