Wee Small Cabin Boy
The swabbiest of them all.
List of Charges
-Inaccurate use of the poop deck and inciting a riot
-Wearing hot-pink pantaloons on a Sunday after midday
-Posing as the voice of God to tell colonial parish priests inappropriate knock-knock jokes
Wee small cabin boy Cornelius Fletcher is a mystery to the crew. His love of pink leads the ship to believe he was raised by flamingos. His alternative use of certain areas of the ship lead his crewmates to suggest other animals, or perhaps just the location of a barn as the primary location in which he was raised. Previously the ship's mast, no one can seem to decide if his new position as cabin boy is a step up or down. Metaphorically. We all know it was a literal step down.